"You’re telling me you can’t swim." Sun repeated, tail drooping out of surprise. He had gotten Neptune to go to the beach for the weekend, swim trunks and all, only to find out something he hadn’t been expecting.
"Y-yeah, and?" The blue haired boy stammered, eyeing the ocean a few feet away.
"But your name is—"
"I know what my name is! Stop laughing!"
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20
Yang all the time
I’m still trying to convince my boyfriend that he and Neptune are one in the same soul
PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?
Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.
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the vampire memoires
I CANT STOP WATCHING IT
take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it
Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before
Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people
What the fuck
OP gave me ten seconds
i could really go for a make-out session up against a wall right about now.
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.