avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

xlthuathopec:

pE RF EC TFLAWELSS EVERTYTING

FUCK M Y HEAR T

(Source: agentnorthdakota)

kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

(Source: dianekrugers)

grawly:

auntkailen:

grawly:

i dont understand how some artists can have such a good grasp on lighting and inking and all that jazz but completely fuck up basic figure structure

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No she’s just not wearing a bra…(you can totally see her nippples) 

im very sorry to break this to you but her breasts are smack in the middle of her abdomen

khaleesinewbooty:

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

—(via -theperfectmistake)

(Source: theoutsiders)

sephalopods:

Some things you should remind yourself daily

  • Your tummy is great
  • You have really nice legs
  • You have a really beautiful face
  • Your hair looks rad
  • You’re good enough
  • Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
  • It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
  • You’re hella cute

kibaszott-blogger:

tags: it me +
nb scarlet headcanon: when asked what their gender is they just shrug and say "idk but it looks a little like this" and then scarlet raises their middle finger

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

When I was 5 I was dancing to girls aloud on my bed and broke a plug socket with my ass
Anonymous

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Booty had me feelin electric

tonedbellyplease:

galaxypeen:

Why I’m A Feminist

I believe in gender equality

My roommate ladies and gents

tags: miss-nerdgasmz + cersmessenger +

(Source: emmyrossum)

tags: What is this +